Friday 28th August 2009
‘Sex is natural, sex is good, not everybody does it but everybody should’ once said George Michael (I Want Your Sex)
Ovulation – The release of and egg cell from an ovary. Science tells me that this is my body’s way of announcing that is it ready to conceive. Hormones during this time tell me that I just need to get fucknasty!
My current query is whether it is better to have ones hair free flowing or tied back in a pony tail? Assuming I want my hair pulled a little during sex I am wondering if it is better to have it free and wild for a random ‘grab’ then pull or tied back so all 1.5meters of it can be wrapped around a hand, fist and wrist?
Today I rescued a very old cat from my backyard. How it got there nobody other than this tired looking furry creature knows. I heard the cat late last night whilst lying there naked in the darkness listening to the crickets and the faint sounds off in the distance of the last train for Brisbane pulling into the train station. I thought he was just cruising around amusing himself in the darkness (as cats do at night) however, I was wrong. The poor bastard was lost and there I found him this morning sitting in the corner of my yard, meowing and looking up at me in fear. If he could talk he would have responded to my soft calling with ‘Where the fuck am I?’ I gave him some water and a little of my own cats food (much to Bastets surprise and disgust) and let him inside. He walked on through my house and to the front door like he knew exactly where he was going. I let him outside, out front, then he hobbled on two doors down to where he obviously lived. He was a lovely Russian Blue breed I don’t think he had been outside in sometime.
Yesterday I bought a $2,000 washing machine/dryer combo. It’s sexy, it’s black and does more things than my computer could ever imagine to attempt. It has a steam cycle and a whopping 10kg capacity. I am more excited than Big Kev may he RIP. Now my towels will make those who use them tingle!
I wonder what it would be like to have sex in outer space, relatively no sound, zero gravity, having to hold on to your accomplice for fear of them floating away causing a desperate plight and struggle to have them remain inside you in symbiosis like a stag horn to a tree. Sounds like fun to me.
I have my washing machine; next on the list is a corset and nice big BBQ for my backyard.
I have washed my hair but have not brushed it today. Why is it that when you have very very long hair people love to comment, men love to run their fingers through it and it looks wonderful when let out to fly in the breeze like a sheet on the close line flapping in reckless abandon, yet no one ever offers to brush it for you???
I have masturbated once so far today, however, I am ovulating so expect to do the deed possibly a few more times before I lay my head to sleep. Currently I am struggling to type with one hand on the keyboard more often than not.
I just realised, I haven’t eaten, better go do that.
Ciao Bellas, fuck you all later! mmmmmmmmmmm
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