State of Being……

In constant flux, changing ones environment to suit or changing one to suit the environment?

Anyone seen the movie ‘2012 The Odyssey’? http://www.2012theodyssey.com/

Finally Spiritualists and Scientists are coming together and meeting in the middle somewhere

State of Being……

In The Sex Industry, feeling the pressures of economic downfall and increasing interest rates, fuel prices and precious commodities, once thought to be a necessity are now luxuries. Darwins survival of the fittest, in my opinion may be, for the first time in history closer, to the truth. Tis only those with innate determination and motivation will survive and although the players change and the game remains the same the methodology and mentality HAS to change. A shift of Psyche is imperative to the survival of the individual and those who network and employees of other individuals. Many suffer from a negative Self Fulfilling Prophecy, for eg. Complaining the rent is not being paid is certainly NOT going to get it paid, is it? Easier said than done? Of course it is but our lives are a ball and which court you serve it in is a choice. Does it seem all too hard? With that thinking it will always be perceived as hard.

State of Being……

In a position where effort leads to effortlessness, hard work results in rewards and being one step ahead leaves you knocking on heavens door first and catching the worm before the early bird.

State of Being……

In a ‘Maccas’ generation. Are you a genetically modified bi-product of a billion dollar marketing budget? Are your children? If all processed foods were made illegal (in a perfect world) and a sudden epidemic of vegetarians and natural resources occurred would the planet go mad from withdrawal?

State of Being……

Anywhere, anytime, anyway.

Where are YOU at in this bio-sphere? Where you want to be? Where you need to be? If not do you know how to get there?


Success, Sheep and Interviews

Success……..breeds envy so they say. Aint that the truth!

 Having spent time with those that are successful in their chosen field, admiring, enjoying and analysing their behaviour I have found they all have a common select few traits beside being very different in personality, man/woman, different age groups or generations and race. They are leaders and not sheep. Highly motivated optimistic personalities almost always do well at what they are most passionate for or driven. Motivation and what’s behind it being one of the prime reasons in why they do what they do and succeed in doing so. I admire these qualities in anyone. Successful people rarely make many personal friends and plenty of pseudo-wanna-bes’. The general population are sheep (heard that one before?) scumming to marketing strategies often put in place by successful people, funny isn’t it? Most of the population rely on this, rely on being convinced that this is what is good for you and how it should be done rather than questioning things, laws, practices, methodologies and even ones very own existence. Successful people are in a constant state of flux and well practiced in the art of questioning. Successful people are masters at the art of affect and effect.

 Fortunately I am my own master at perception and intuitive thought processes and consider myself an attentive sponge when around those who are very successful. It doesn’t matter what field you are in it is possible to lead the heard of sheep. I have mentioned it here recently about being fortunate enough to be in a job which allows me to meet and learn from others, primarily and by choice those who are successful and it’s a shame that many other Escorts cannot see this and take it as a rare opportunity to learn and take parts of what works for others, tailor it and apply this to themselves and their own practices rather than seeing each individual as a client or ‘walking wallet’ utilising the experience to better oneself.

Where are all these interviews coming from lately haha I was recently asked by the Herald to participate in an interview for Sexual Surrogacy and today is the day I will keep you all posted! xXx


Robyn on Travel, Sex Shops and a Current Read

I have decided that all seats in an aircraft should be fitted with a massage device for your bum, middle and lower back and shoulders.  Quantum Teleportation would be an even easier option. I hope Richard Branson is reading this. Hopefully there will be no excess baggage charges with this service. Travelling is fulfilling yet has so many flaws for example - there really is no point in connecting flights unless you are travelling very long distances like o’seas. Why do we land in Syd from Perth for 4hours to wait for a connecting flight to somewhere else that would take you a little over an hour to reach direct? I suppose that is as absurd as asking why politicians have their testicles stuck in their esophagus. Strange very strange.

I was in Melbourne recently and after missing my enema which I must have left for some lovely lady or gent in housekeeping in some friggin hotel somewhere in Australia many months ago I decided to go directly back to where I knew they would have one exactly the same - hence why I waited for this trip to buy another one lol

So………..I walk out of there half an hour later with a feather tickler, a cock pump, instruction booklet on effective usage of said cock pump/s, and a new enema. Yes ladies if you are wondering I did put it on my clict and pumped away………….some good sucktion there I am looking forward to my first guinea pig. Infact I like to improvise with most things and can think of a few people I would like to place this upon their ear and pump away sucking out the contents leaving them with what already appeared to be nothing. I am going shopping in Perth tomoz and may just look for a new strapon.

 I was given a book recently I simply have to mention. A funny lighthearted read for all women in my opinion. The book is called ‘Toyboy Diaries - Sexploits of an Older Woman’ Wendy Sailsbury 2007

 Wendy talks about her Sexual Exploits as a 60yr old woman here are a few quotes from her:

‘For the men in my life. You know who you are……even if sometimes I didn’t’

‘This expose is a sixtieth birthday present to myself, written with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek or, whenever possible someone elses’

‘My personal leaning has always been towards fit young men. Sometimes I’ve leaned so far, I’ve actually lost my balance.’

Just getting into the book now and enjoying the ride so far.

Tomorrow is another day, today is here, yesterday is gone, next week is over ‘there’ and now is the most important!

Robster xXx


In Mid Flight and Shopping!

Dear Diary,

Today I went shopping with one of my favourite girlfriends in Tas. She has recently started as a Sex Worker and is enjoying the ride so far. Miss X and I went for coffee then had a look around for a nice outfit for her to do outcalls in etc. I have an outcall in Melb coming up and cooking one of my regulars lunch in his kitchen, allgood! This time he requested me naked in an apron (Differen’t? Love it!) so I set out on a misson today with Miss X to find myself the appropriate attire. Yes it’s cute!

Tomoz I am very much looking forward to for I am acting as the photographer for my two girlfriends here in Tas Miss X and Miss Y (please ladies don’t think I think of you as chromozones lol!) and between you and I…….I get to have a perv and manipulate the how I see fit heeeeeheeeeee

 Both ladies wish to be among the first in Tasmania to have an internet profile and maybe next time I come down we might even look at getting some shots done for a doubles profile! Heeeeheeee I know Miss X is into that so I will subtly suggest this with Miss Y tomoz (my two favourite chromozones in Tas LOL)

I also bought some frilly red lace knickers woooohoooo!

This morning I did something I had never done. I boarded Filthy Airlines! Yes I did! Don’t tell me I know boats! In this case it was a light plane (I have pics I will post on my forum) Leading up to my Hobart visit I had one of my now regulars in Hobart ask if I would like to be taken for a short flight over Hobart (he has a light aircraft pilots license) now, does Bugs Bunny eat carrots? YES! So of course I was excited about this all last week and over the weekend, praying that the weather would pan out for us this morning. It did. I am used to flying but this was a magical experience.

Sometimes I wonder if it wasn’t for Sex Work and being an Escort if I would ever get to do these types of things and meet who I have met in any other line of work or profession. I adore my regulars for so many reasons. To create the opportunity for a deeper connection and communication is paramount for me in my work. Today, as far as I am concerned I met with a friend. Then we had a play……..giggles. Must admit though the whole time we were in the plane 1500ft in the air I had an annoying incessant desire to unzip him and give him a blowy there and then. Well shit! We were in the cockpit!

I highly reccomend Filthy Airlines to any other lady interested haha

To Filthy I adore you thanku!

Robs xXx


Prostitution? What’s All This About?

Dear Diary, 

I was recently asked if I would like to do an interview and answer questions the general public have about being an Escort and Prostitution in general. Here is the site in case anyone here is interested in having a look or where you too can ask a question you may have http://www.rustylime.com/show_article.php?id=1319#comm10997



Sometimes You Just Have To

Sometimes you just have to hug a tree, help a stranger, have that piece of cake or apologise to someone special. Sometimes you just have to relent, sometimes you have to draw the line and know when not forgiving is appropriate to your well-being. In the event of an unforeseen tragedy, circumstance or situation we are challenged - our beliefs, our morals, our environment, who do we blame ourselves? Often this is the most difficult and takes a very strong person to see ones own errors and ways. Change is constant or at least it should be. Life is inevitable and changes with the seasons.

Sometimes you just have to have that coffee in the morning, the ‘kick’ start to a busy day, the aroma and the taste bringing forth a recognition for what is ahead and aiding, or at least we ‘think’ this is aiding in our endurance. Sometimes you just have to have two cups to be convinced.

Someone sang the words ‘There’s a fine line between pleasure and pain’ is this line so fine it could be transparent?

Sometimes you just have to admit others are right and learn from your mistakes, try learning from others too and then you may be closer to being perfect on your own level. Complete perfection is boring. If everything were to be perfect we would never learn. Never doubt your own abilities for the unseen is often the most surprising. Never doubt others abilities and never underestimate your opponent man, woman or child. Trust your instincts, intuitive intelligence often goes overlooked.

Sometimes you just have to be motivated enough to succeed. If you are passionate for something you will almost always do well. Passion can die, solution? Find a new admiration for something. Passion is as important as eating our vegetables.

Sometimes you just have to listen to others, their verbal and non verbal cues. I adore Schizophrenics, never boring nor a dull moment. A couple of months ago whilst on a bus I was listening to a Schizophrenic middle aged gentlemen rant to himself about how he was a disciple and an angel sent by God from heaven. He claimed that ‘Jesus was the best male prostitute in Jeruslem’ then moments later said that he was also a bus driver. Grinning, I then smiled at him with an incessant desire to ask him what God was like and what was his favourite food, why he hadn’t emailed me yet and to ask him if he would mind asking him out for coffee with me providing he is not too busy of course, but alas the entire bus aside from myself, his friend and the bus driver (who was too busy focusing on his job and the road, of course!) were experiencing mixed emotions. Teenagers were laughing, old ladies were scared, middle aged gentlemen were weary, Robyn was intrigued having danced close to the other side of sanity myself at times in my life (define normal and then show me an example I dare you!) I wanted to make a new friend from this wonderful complex personality. Why do people fear? It has to be a learned behaviour, fight or flight? Sometimes you just have to learn how to step out of your own shoes and acquire or learn some empathy and no they don’t sell it on Ebay or at Bunnings.

Sometimes you just have to take a risk, calculated risks I prefer. Life is full of trial and error, how would we get from A to B otherwise? Try confusing your dog by running out one morning and fetching the paper in YOUR mouth, did you ever ask him/her if they liked or appreciated that responsibility to begin with?

Personally I am quite a stubborn person, often to the point of obstinacy, my self defence mechanism shhhh please don’t tell. Often I refuse to do something that is ‘expected’ or because someone else ’says so’ but sometimes you just have to :)


I Think Therefore I am

Skidz in sideways! Wooooohooooo!

I am here and here I am and very much looking forward to sharing more of myself with you all. I will be getting up close and pesonal on many topics of passionate interest, opinions, my home life, study, lifestyle, travel, what I currently read, my cat Bastet and my Siamese fighting fish Bin Laden, my life as an Australian and International Touring Escort and why, favourite foods, likes and dislikes and the secrets to success (there is a formula you know! An exact recipe!)

All I require from you are two things - put the kettle on and fasten your seatbelt cuz you may be here for a while and if you don’t buckle up the g-forces may get you!

Robster xXx